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The True Leucothoe.
Let others praise the god of wine, Or Venus, love, a...

A Farewell To Tobacco.
May the Babylonish curse Straight confound my stammeri...

Cigars And Beer.
Here With my beer I sit, While g...

To The Tobacco Pipe.
Dear piece of fascinating clay! 'Tis thine to smooth l...

A Bachelor's Views.
A pipe, a book, A cosy nook, A fire,--at least ...

My After-dinner Cloud.
Some sombre evening, when I sit And feed in solitude...

Virginia Tobacco.
Two maiden dames of sixty-two Together long had dwel...

A Good Cigar.
Oh, 'tis well and enough, A whiff or a puff From th...

Pipes And Beer.
Before I was famous I used to sit In a dull old unde...

Sic Transit.
Just a note that I found on my table, By the bills of ...

How It Once Was.
Right stout and strong the worthy burghers stood, ...

A Pot, And A Pipe Of Tobacco.
Some praise taking snuff; And 'tis pleasant en...

Geordie To His Tobacco-pipe.
Good pipe, old friend, old black and colored friend, W...

Pernicious Weed!
The pipe, with solemn interposing puff, Makes half a s...

Ode To Tobacco.
Come then, Tobacco, new-found friend, Come, and thy ...

My Pipe.
When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me; When fr...

Smoke Is The Food Of Lovers.
When Cupid open'd shop, the trade he chose Was just th...

The Cigar.
Some sigh for this and that, My wishes don't go far;...

My Little Brown Pipe.
I have a little comforter, I carry in my pocket: ...

A Valentine.
What's my love's name? Guess her name. Nina? No....


In spite of my physician, who is, _entre nous_, a fogy,
And for every little pleasure has some pathologic bogy,
Who will bear with no small vices, and grows dismally prophetic
If I wander from the weary way of virtue dietetic;

In spite of dire forewarnings that my brains will all be scattered,
My memory extinguished, and my nervous system shattered,
That my hand will take to trembling, and my heart begin to flutter,
My digestion turn a rebel to my very bread and butter;

As I puff this mild Havana, and its ashes slowly lengthen,
I feel my courage gather and my resolution strengthen:
I will smoke, and I will praise you, my cigar, and I will light you
With tobacco-phobic pamphlets by the learned prigs who fight you!

Let him who has a mistress to her eyebrow write a sonnet,
Let the lover of a lily pen a languid ode upon it;
In such sentimental subjects I'm a Philistine and cynic,
And prefer the inspiration drawn from sources nicotinic.

So I sing of you, dear product of (I trust you are) Havana,
And if there's any question as to how my verses scan, a
Reason is my shyness in the Muses' aid invoking,
As, like other ancient maidens, they perchance object to smoking.

I have learnt with you the wisdom of contemplative quiescence,
While the world is in a ferment of unmeaning effervescence,
That its jar and rush and riot bring no good one-half so sterling
As your fleecy clouds of fragrance that are now about me curling.

So, let stocks go up or downward, and let politicians wrangle,
Let the parsons and philosophers grope in a wordy tangle,
Let those who want them scramble for their dignities or dollars,
Be millionnaires or magnates, or senators or scholars.

I will puff my mild Havana, and I quietly will query,
Whether, when the strife is over, and the combatants are weary,
Their gains will be more brilliant than its faint expiring flashes,
Or more solid than this panful of its dead and sober ashes.



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