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The Discovery Of Tobacco.
'Twas in the days of good Queen Bess,-- Or p'raps a ...

On Receipt Of A Rare Pipe.
I lifted off the lid with anxious care, Removed the ...

To My Cigar.
The warmth of thy glow, Well-lighted cigar, Makes h...

Ode To Tobacco.
Thou, who when fears attack Bidst them avaunt, and Bla...

The Farmer's Pipe.
Make a picture, dreamy smoke, In my still and cosey ...

Sweet Smoking Pipe.
Sweet smoking pipe; bright glowing stove, Companion ...

The Patriotic Smoker's Lament.
Tell me, shade of Walter Raleigh, Briton of the true...

The Scent Of A Good Cigar.
What is it comes through the deepening dusk,-- Somethi...

A Pipe Of Tobacco.
Let the toper regale in his tankard of ale, Or with ...

To My Meerschaum.
There's a charm in the sun-crested hills, In the qui...

My Cigarette.
My cigarette! The amulet That charms afar unrest and...

Sublime Tobacco.
But here the herald of the self-same mouth Came breath...

An Old Sweetheart Of Mine.
As one who cons at evening o'er an album all alone, An...

The Dreamer's Pipe.
Meerschaum, thing with amber tip, Clutched between the...

What I Like.
To lie with half-closed eyes, as in a dream, Upon the ...

My Cigar.
In spite of my physician, who is, _entre nous_, a fogy, ...

To The Rev. Mr. Newton.
Says the Pipe to the Snuff-box, "I can't understand ...

It May Be Weeds.
It may be weeds I've gathered too; But even weeds...

Envoi.
Smokers, who doubt or con or pro, And ye who dare to...

A Bachelor's Soliloquy.
I sit all alone with my pipe by the fire, I ne'er kn...



ANOTHER MATCH.








_AFTER A.C. SWINBURNE._


If love were dhudeen olden,
And I were like the weed,
Oh! we would live together
And love the jolly weather,
And bask in sunshine golden,
Rare pals of choicest breed;
If love were dhudeen olden,
And I were like the weed.

If you were oil essential,
And I were nicotine,
We'd hatch up wicked treason,
And spoil each smoker's reason,
Till he grew penitential,
And turned a bilious green;
If you were oil essential,
And I were nicotine.

If you were snuff, my darling,
And I, your love, the box.
We'd live and sneeze together,
Shut out from all the weather,
And anti-snuffers snarling,
In neckties orthodox;
If you were snuff, my darling,
And I, your love, the box.

If you were the aroma,
And I were simply smoke,
We'd skyward fly together,
As light as any feather;
And flying high as Homer,
His gray old ghost we'd choke;
If you were the aroma,
And I were simply smoke.

From _Cope's Tobacco Plant_.





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