Primus To His Uncle

Though we all pretended to be glad when Primus went, we spoke of him

briefly at times, and I read his letters aloud at our evening meetings.

Here is a series of them from my desk. Primus was now a year and a half

older and his spelling had improved.


_November 16th._

DEAR UNCLE:--Though I have not written to you for a long time I often

think about y
u and Mr. Gilray and the rest and the Arcadia Mixture, and

I beg to state that my mother will have informed you I am well and happy

but a little overworked, as I am desirous of pleasing my preceptor by

obtaining a credible position in the exams, and we breakfast at 7:30

sharp. I suppose you are to give me a six-shilling thing again as a

Christmas present, so I drop you a line not to buy something I don't

want, as it is only thirty-nine days to Christmas. I think I'll have a

book again, but not a fairy tale or any of that sort, nor the Swiss

Family Robinson, nor any of the old books. There is a rattling story

called Kidnapped, by H. Rider Haggard, but it is only five shillings,

so if you thought of it you could make up the six shillings by giving me

a football belt. Last year you gave me The Formation of Character, and

I read it with great mental improvement and all that, but this time I

want a change, namely, (1) not a fairy tale, (2) not an old book, (3)

not mental improvement book. Don't fix on anything without telling me

first what it is. Tell William John I walked into Darky and settled him

in three rounds. Best regards to Mr. Gilray and the others.


_November 19th_.

DEAR UNCLE:--Our preceptor is against us writing letters he doesn't see,

so I have to carry the paper to the dormitory up my waistcoat and write

there, and I wish old Poppy smoked the Arcadia Mixture to make him more

like you. Never mind about the football belt, as I got Johnny Fox's for

two white mice; so I don't want Kidnapped, which I wrote about to you,

as I want you to stick to six-shilling book. There is one called Dead

Man's Rock that Dickson Secundus has heard about, and it sounds well;

but it is never safe to go by the name, so don't buy it till I hear more

about it. If you see biographies of it in the newspapers you might send

them to me, as it should be about pirates by the title, but the author

does not give his name, which is rather suspicious. So, remember, don't

buy it yet, and also find out price, whether illustrated, and how many

pages. Ballantyne's story this year is about the fire-brigade; but I

don't think I'll have it, as he is getting rather informative, and I

have one of his about the fire-brigade already. Of course I don't fix

not to have it, only don't buy it at present. Don't buy Dead Man's

Rock either. I am working diligently, and tell the housekeeper my socks

is all right. We may fix on Dead Man's Rock, but it is best not to be

in a hurry.


_November 24th_.

DEAR UNCLE:--I don't think I'll have Dead Man's Rock, as Hope has two

stories out this year, and he is a safe man to go to. The worst of it is

that they are three-and-six each, and Dickson Secundus says they are

continuations of each other, so it is best to have them both or neither.

The two at three-and-six would make seven shillings, and I wonder if you

would care to go that length this year. I am getting on first rate with

my Greek, and will do capital if my health does not break down with

overpressure. Perhaps if you bought the two you would get them for 6s.

6d. Or what do you say to the housekeeper's giving me a shilling of it,

and not sending the neckties?


_November 26th._

DEAR UNCLE:--I was disappointed at not hearing from you this morning,

but conclude you are very busy. I don't want Hope's books, but I think

I'll rather have a football. We played Gloucester on Tuesday and beat

them all to sticks (five goals two tries to one try!!!). It would cost

7s. 6d., and I'll make up the one-and-six myself out of my pocket-money;

but you can pay it all just now, and then I'll pay you later when I am

more flush than I am at present. I'd better buy it myself, or you might

not get the right kind, so you might send the money in a postal order by

return. You get the postal orders at the nearest postoffice, and inclose

them in a letter. I want the football at once. (1) Not a book of any

kind whatever; (2) a football, but I'll buy it myself; (3) price 7s.

6d.; (4) send postal order.


_November 29th._

DEAR UNCLE:--Kindly inform William John that I am in receipt of his

favor of yesterday prox., and also your message, saying am I sure it is

a football I want. I have to inform you that I have changed my mind and

think I'll stick to a book (or two books according to price), after all.

Dickson Secundus has seen a newspaper biography of Dead Man's Rock and

it is ripping, but, unfortunately, there is a lot in it about a girl. So

don't buy Dead Man's Rock for me. I told Fox about Hope's two books

and he advises me to get one of them (3s. 6d.), and to take the rest of

the money (2s. 6d.) in cash, making in all six shillings. I don't know

if I should like that plan, though fair to both parties, as Dickson

Secundus once took money from his father instead of a book and it went

like winking with nothing left to show for it; but I'll think it over

between my scholastic tasks and write to you again, so do nothing till

you hear from me, and mind I don't want football.


_December 3d_.

DEAR UNCLE:--Don't buy Hope's books. There is a grand story out by

Jules Verne about a man who made a machine that enabled him to walk on

his head through space with seventy-five illustrations; but the worst of

it is it costs half a guinea. Of course I don't ask you to give so much

as that; but it is a pity it cost so much, as it is evidently a ripping

book, and nothing like it. Ten-and-six is a lot of money. What do you

think? I inclose for your consideration a newspaper account of it,

which says it will fire the imagination and teach boys to be manly and

self-reliant. Of course you could not give it to me; but I think it

would do me good, and am working so hard that I have no time for

physical exercise. It is to be got at all booksellers. P.S.--Fox has

read Dead Man's Rock, and likes it A 1.


_December 4th._

DEAR UNCLE:--I was thinking about Jules Verne's book last night after I

went to bed, and I see a way of getting it which both Dickson Secundus

and Fox consider fair. I want you to give it to me as my Christmas

present for both this year and next year. Thus I won't want a present

from you next Christmas; but I don't mind that so long as I get this

book. One six-shilling book this year and another next year would come

to 12s., and Jules Verne's book is only 10s. 6d., so this plan will save

you 1s. 6d. in the long run. I think you should buy it at once, in case

they are all sold out before Christmas.


_December 5th._

MY DEAR UNCLE:--I hope you haven't bought the book yet, as Dickson

Secundus has found out that there is a shop in the Strand where all the

books are sold cheap. You get threepence off every shilling, so you

would get a ten-and-six book for 7s. 10-1/2d. That will let you get me

a cheapish one next year, after all. I inclose the address.


_December 7th_.

DEAR UNCLE:--Dickson Secundus was looking to-day at The Formation of

Character, which you gave me last year, and he has found out that it

was bought in the shop in the Strand that I wrote you about, so you got

it for 4s. 6d. We have been looking up the books I got from you at other

Christmases, and they all have the stamp on them which shows they were

bought at that shop. Some of them I got when I was a kid, and that was

the time you gave me 2s. and 3s. 6d. books; but Dickson Secundus and Fox

have been helping me to count up how much you owe me as follows:

_Nominal_ _Price_

_Price_ _Paid_

_£_ _s._ _d._ _s._ _d._

1850 Sunshine and Shadow 0 2 0 1 6

1881 Honesty Jack 0 2 0 1 6

1882 The Boy Makes the Man 0 3 6 2 7-1/2

1883 Great Explorers 0 3 6 2 7-1/2

1884 Shooting the Rapids 0 3 6 2 7-1/2

1885 The Boy Voyagers 0 5 0 3 9

1886 The Formation of Character 0 6 0 4 6

____________ ___________

1 5 6 19 1-1/2

0 19 1-1/2


0 6 4-1/2

Thus 6s. 4-1/2d. is the exact sum. The best plan will be for you not to

buy anything for me till I get my holidays, when my father is to bring

me to London. Tell William John I am coming.

P.S.--I told my father about the Arcadia Mixture, and that is why he is

coming to London.